Take The Lucy's Bedroom Test

It's astonishing how boring it is sitting up half the night listening to a friend with chicken pox be poorly.  I've passed the wee small hours unproductively, writing this quiz.  Take it quickly before someone reports it for containing offensive material! 

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[Q.]

83% Dominant, 75% Horny, 35% Inventive and 55% Evil.

That's not very inventive really, now is it? But the question is not how to become more inventive, it's how to punish Lucy for trying to make me feel uninventive.

[Loki]

91% Dominant, 78% Horny, 43% Inventive and 62% Evil!

It is hard to be inventive on a multiple choice test.

[D&L]

Can't get the quiz itself on your mirror site, it's almost enough to make us rejoin AFF--but not quite.

[GBC]

You scored 77 on Dominant, higher than 57% of your peers.

65/100
You scored 76 on Horny, higher than 65% of your peers.

78/100
You scored 39 on Inventive, higher than 78% of your peers.

49/100
You scored 49 on Evil, higher than 49% of your peers.

hum think I'll try again , when I'm in a more angry mood lol

[Hairy Highlander]

Hmm. No Quiz. Damn!!

[Lucy's New Boyfriend]

You are Lucy's new boyfriend!
81% Dominant, 79% Horny, 38% Inventive and 55% Evil!

There should be more 'all of the above' options - and a spankometer like on The Secretary movie web site

[Dan]

I'm sorry...
70% Dominant!...

but you’re not quite evil and dominant enough to be my new boyfriend. Console yourself by hiding in the bushes outside my house with a night-vision camera, house-breaking tools, chloroform, a length of rope, a ball gag and an improvised sex toy hastily assembled from a dildo and a nail gun.

36/100You scored 70 on Dominant, higher than 36% of your peers.
45/100You scored 72 on Horny, higher than 45% of your peers.
24/100You scored 30 on Inventive, higher than 24% of your peers.
52/100You scored 49 on Evil, higher than 52% of your peers.

[M.]

I am your new boyfriend!

81% dominant, higher than 74% of peers.

84% horny, higher than 100% (!) of peers.

44% inventive, higher than 97% of peers (which I guess means my peers aren't very inventive either).

58% evil, higher than 90% of peers.

So I kicked ass on your quiz. Now all I have to do is fuck your ass ... repeatedly!

[Sin]

You are Lucy's new boyfriend!
86% Dominant, 77% Horny, 41% Inventive and 55% Evil!
The thought of doing any one of these things to you occupies my mind frequently and gives me the drive to become far more inventive and evil. Hmmm now what else can I shove up your ass...

[T]

You are Lucy's new boyfriend!
85% Dominant, 82% Horny, 41% Inventive and 64% Evil!

I bet I can get both elbows inside you at once.

[Loki]

Can I get extra points to the dominance score for being the most dominant?