I had to make my own
entertainment today, sprawled on my bed with the cat sitting on a
pillow watching with interest as I wrestled with a brand new
acquired-by-accident vibrator. I say acquired-by-accident but it’s not
as though I didn’t mean to buy a vibrator, having broken my trusty
favourite (yes, I know, I know, I broke a vibrator, how big a slut am
I?) it’s just that I got distracted by the picture on the website with
the instruction ‘click to enlarge’ and was too busy sniggering to
myself and thinking “If only it was that easy in real life” to realise
that instead of buying a replacement for my pink glittery jelly 8 inch
I’d bought its 13 inch big brother.
I’d like to point out that
this is very big indeed but it’s not really the length that’s the
problem – after all, there’s no law saying you have to stuff it all in
– it’s the overall dimensions. I can’t actually wrap my fingers all the
way around it and contrary to popular school playground mythology;
someone who gets fucked as much as I do doesn’t actually have a twat
like the Mersey Tunnel.
I had to content myself with rubbing
its shaft between the folds of my pussy, lying on my back with my knees
drawn up, groaning as I dragged it slowly along the sensitive underside
of my clit, thrumming on a low speed. After a few minutes I rolled onto
my knees, straddling a pillow with the vibe laid on it so I could
wriggle down against it, fitting it snugly between the cheeks of my
arse, its rounded base pressing against my cunt while I slowly squirmed
and rubbed my clit with my fingers. Finally I flopped onto my back
again, my hips propped up by the pillow and my legs spread high in the
air as I turned the vibe up to full speed, gripped it near its head and
circled its tip around my clit until, with my hips jerking and a series
of small, breathy gasps, I started to cum.
Lying back with my
blood pumping hard in my veins and my clit throbbing dully, I turned my
head on the pillow to lick my juice off the vibe, stretching my mouth
wide to try to suck its tip. It was too big. I bit gently into the
spongy jelly and sighed.

Shame a pic of it would be nice,I need a few ideas for Mrs GB's Chrissy present.
Posted by: GBC | 02 December 2008 at 05:25 PM
Fuck I love that post!
Posted by: D | 15 December 2008 at 02:00 PM
Fuck I love that post!
Posted by: D | 15 December 2008 at 02:05 PM