Here I am again, still not doing any Christmas shopping, same as yesterday. Things I have achieved so far today…
Pissing off the cat because I’ve run out of cat food but I’m too lazy to get dressed and go out to buy any.
Early
morning phone sex with D. Today I was a sex-trafficked Polish brothel
slave and he was an undercover policeman promising to help me get my
passport back so I could go home for Christmas, but only in return for
sexual favours. I showed him a high degree of sexual favouritism so I
remain optimistic about the return of my passport despite the fact that
his fantasy alter ego left me handcuffed to the bars on my window,
triple locked in my bare bedroom and impaled on a gigantic vibrator
that’s crudely adapted from a cattle prod and plugged into the mains.
Random
internet stuff. Strictly speaking I should be looking at online library
resources but what I’ve actually done is several quizzes on
HelloQuizzy, which is where my quiz (above) is hosted. From this I’ve
learned that in the female submission test I rank as ‘slave’; I score
84 for experience in the anal sex test; and in the Roman world I’d be a
brothel girl.
Now I think I’m going to waste some more time by
crawling back into bed with the disgruntled cat and giving some close
attention to the benefits of being a Roman brothel girl with a special
talent for (and Double Discount Saturnalia Sale of) anal sex.

It is Christmas Morning here in my little corner of the world, here we celebrated last night, I sincerly wish you a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.
xxx GBC
Posted by: GBC | 25 December 2008 at 06:26 AM