Crudely Adapted From A Cattle Prod

Here I am again, still not doing any Christmas shopping, same as yesterday. Things I have achieved so far today…

Pissing off the cat because I’ve run out of cat food but I’m too lazy to get dressed and go out to buy any.

Early morning phone sex with D. Today I was a sex-trafficked Polish brothel slave and he was an undercover policeman promising to help me get my passport back so I could go home for Christmas, but only in return for sexual favours. I showed him a high degree of sexual favouritism so I remain optimistic about the return of my passport despite the fact that his fantasy alter ego left me handcuffed to the bars on my window, triple locked in my bare bedroom and impaled on a gigantic vibrator that’s crudely adapted from a cattle prod and plugged into the mains.

Random internet stuff. Strictly speaking I should be looking at online library resources but what I’ve actually done is several quizzes on HelloQuizzy, which is where my quiz (above) is hosted. From this I’ve learned that in the female submission test I rank as ‘slave’; I score 84 for experience in the anal sex test; and in the Roman world I’d be a brothel girl.

Now I think I’m going to waste some more time by crawling back into bed with the disgruntled cat and giving some close attention to the benefits of being a Roman brothel girl with a special talent for (and Double Discount Saturnalia Sale of) anal sex.

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[GBC]

It is Christmas Morning here in my little corner of the world, here we celebrated last night, I sincerly wish you a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.
xxx GBC