Five-A-Side Bukkake

Today’s study avoidance technique has been signing D up for Movember. This is a charity event that takes place in November when men are sponsored to grow moustaches for Prostate Cancer. And obviously this is a good thing in itself and not just an excuse to see what he’d look like with a Zapata moustache (though I have simulated the effect with felt tip on a photo of him and stuck it to the fridge).

I’ve started my new job in the evenings and it doesn’t seem very taxing so far, just basic administrative stuff in a big empty office with a view of the Barbican by night. Some of the cover I do will be in the daytime and I expect that’s when most of the real work happens. On my way back to Old Street I freaked myself out a bit when I was followed by a man jingling keys in his pocket. I’m not sure why that was as I’m normally a confident ‘walking around at night on my own’ sort of gal. I had to stop suddenly and pretend to be examining something in the middle distance to let him walk past me. Then I convinced myself he was deliberately slowing down so I would catch him up. Poor man, I expect he hadn’t even noticed me.

I’ve got a mysterious text message today. It reads, ‘hi sweetie, u up 4 jetlag @ 9 xxx’ This is puzzling in many ways. I think it’s probably a wrong number and after staring at it for a long time I’ve decided ‘jetlag’ must be a club or bar. I’m very tempted to accept but I can’t tell if the text is from a man or a woman.

Oh, I’ve just Googled ‘jetlag’ and it seems to be a fairly wanky-looking Japanese sports bar, so perhaps not. Unless of course the Japanese sport in question is five-a-side bukkake, in which case I’m missing out big time.

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